Clever Poem Algorithms

1. Make a clever list.
2. Figure out how you feel.  Find a clever metaphor to describe how you feel.
3. Write down a bunch of clever words and phrases.  Jumble them up.
4. Think of something that happened to you.  Depict it in clever ways.
5. Cleverly rant.
6. Look at what everyone else is doing.  Find the pattern.  Do something different.  (something clever.)
7. Cleverly disguise what you're really talking about.