Suspicious activity is whole heartedly and unreservedly discouraged.
Please take your shoes, socks, scarf, duster, cardigan, and wrist bands off
before entering the Warm Blue Light.
Mimicking a TSA officer is federal offense.
Please do not place a bomb in a paper bag again.
One person per area.
Remember: Stop, Drop, and Lay Still if you are tazered.
Please lady, it's just a job.
If you are given a pink card by a TSA officer,
you must accompany the officer to the Beige Room for a while.
Sloppy packing may be taken as a sign of terrorist leanings.
Please do not smoke, Mike.
There are a lot of ways to say "Thank you TSA!"
If you are given a black card by a TSA officer,
then it is your turn to be a TSA officer.
Please take your shoes, socks, scarf, duster, cardigan, and wrist bands off
before entering the Warm Blue Light.
Mimicking a TSA officer is federal offense.
Please do not place a bomb in a paper bag again.
One person per area.
Remember: Stop, Drop, and Lay Still if you are tazered.
Please lady, it's just a job.
If you are given a pink card by a TSA officer,
you must accompany the officer to the Beige Room for a while.
Sloppy packing may be taken as a sign of terrorist leanings.
Please do not smoke, Mike.
There are a lot of ways to say "Thank you TSA!"
If you are given a black card by a TSA officer,
then it is your turn to be a TSA officer.
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